New Years Resolved
December 31st, 2008well what can we say about another year…. i said something last year. that should be enough, shouldnt it? no no the people always want more. they crave it. they will kill you for it. Whats the tradition here? Blow something up and make promises we all know you wont keep. I propose reverse psychology resolutions. this year i resolve to drink more, smoke more, and run over more pedestrians with my car. due to the new years resolution-time-continue’um theorem i will break a least one of these (you choose, not me) thereby ensuring the desired result of post-binge abstinence that we always seem to value around this time of year…
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